Response for @Epicurean Deal

I can safely say that, of the 400+ people I follow on Twitter, @EpicureanDeal is one of my five favorites (the others: @pkedrosky @robdelaney @zerohedge @BrokeLivingJRB).

So, when @EpicureanDeal offers to share a bottle of wine with anyone who can provide a satisfactory answer to the questions below, I cannot help but take up the offer (though I reserve the right to make the other side of the argument as circumstances warrant).

Can anyone provide a clear, comprehensive account why today’s derivatives environment can’t lead to another AIG? Genuinely interested. +
+ And please *don’t* think you can buy me off with arithmetic (netting). Explain how credit failures cannot propagate through the system.
My intuition is that people rely far too much on collateral and counterparty credit analysis (margin), which can change faster than the +
+ market and counterparties can adjust. Plus margin calls are *known* to cause selling pressure on underlyings, hence downward spirals. +
+ But I am open to having my intuitions proved wrong. Just skeptical that any such regime can protect against leverage-induced death spirals
I have a nagging suspicion there’s a lot of finger-crossing and magical thinking in finance about counterparty credit exposure.

I’d like to start by going over my thoughts on this issue in general, before proceeding to argue the case.

In gambling, the term “freeroll” is widely bandied about. A freeroll is a situation where you can win, but you can’t lose. Used loosely, it also refers to situations where you can win a lot, while risking only a little. From an amoral, self-interested perspective, you want be on a lot of freerolls. You also want to avoid being “freerolled” (meaning that others can potentially gain at your expense, without you obtaining any offsetting compensation).

The finance industry is typically well versed in the economics of adverse selection, and, yet, as a matter of self-preservation, it continuously plays down the importance of principal-agent problems. It’s clear that principal-agent problems are endemic in modern finance. Some of principal-agent tensions are inevitable and will never be rooted out; but some can, and a major function of future financial market reform should be mitigating principal-agent issues where they occur. Some obvious ones: you can’t freeroll the government (if you take customer deposits and you’re government insured, you can’t take risky gambles), transparency has to reign when possible (everything that can be put on exchanges, should be), and financial instruments that increase systematic variance without adding obvious financial benefits (credit default swaps are a possible example) should not be allowed.

In finance, the principles are the government, which is obviously clueless, and diverse shareholders, who mostly can’t be bothered and at any rate are represented by corrupt Boards. The agents are the people working for the principles. All the people you hear from are agents. People don’t graduate from agents to principles; they graduate from agents to beach houses in Maui. So what we hear from the finance industry primarily represents the interests of agents. When scumbags like Jon Corzine completely freeroll the government and everyone else, criticism within the industry has to be somewhat muted, lest comparisons be drawn with other, similar freerolling behavior.

So, in light of the above, the rest of the analysis will take it for granted that the entire derivatives industry, especially that part of it that occurs off exchanges, exists so that agents of firms freeroll principles of firms; that is, make large gambles on which they retain upside but little downside.

Here are the reasons why the derivatives industry, despite being entirely corrupt, will not likely blow up the economy at large:

1. Off-exchange derivative transactions share a similarity with one-to-one betting among individuals; there is rarely an incentive to bet with someone who might not pay you. Uncreditworthy parties might want to do a lot of business in these markets, but, in the current environment, it will be difficult for them to find someone to take the other side of their bets. For catastrophe to happen, someone would have to take the other side of their bets in extreme size; this seems unlikely. Like gamblers, financial market participants are decent at managing counterparty risk.
2. Governments have taken their responsibility as “lender of last resort” to greater lengths than anyone envisioned possible. If a financial firm has a monster loss on a derivatives position, they now have a lot of degrees of freedom in how they handle the problem. They can give the government all of their moderately bad stuff, while using their cash to pay for their derivatives losses.
3. The financial world has grown staggeringly complex, and people no longer have the attention span for it. That said, in today’s financial markets, when a financial firm shows a hint of insolvency, attention focuses intensely on the firm or firms in question (better late than never), and trading volumes in those firms become explosive. Once attention is focused, reality is revealed, or at least it becomes close to becoming revealed. Market participants now are much more vigilant than they were pre-2007. Even in the early stages of the crisis, before the new tendency towards increased market vigilance fully asserted itself, we saw this phenomena of sudden attention, followed by massive trading volumes and revealed reality; Countywide was a huge favorite…

The Center Cannot Hold

In 1998’s Shut Up and Deal , Jesse May told you all you need to know about the poker world. My book, 2006’s Broke: A Poker Novel, was an afterword. In his June 1 blog, “Poker is going back to the Wolves”, Jesse said, “I looked around the room yesterday at six pm and it was nothing but lifers as far as the eye could see. Just a big group of all those with life sentences in poker and no other prospects and no contemplation that something else might come along if things go bad.”

As a Full Tilt pro, I have to contend with the fifth paragraph in Jesse’s blog:

“Many lifers showed up without patches, and their message was clear. I belong here, they said, you all know I do. Top drawer or case money, I’m a poker player first and last, in 2011 or 2054. One man, however, showed up wearing his patch and squeaking his high voice, and that was not cool. You’re supposed to leave your gang colors off at funerals, weddings, and when you’re behind on the rent. Anything else is just provocation, especially when there’s a satchel under your bed stuffed with sweatshop jeans made by 18-year old indentured grinders that you gave minimum wage. It was no wonder that tempers got raised.”

I think this is harsh. I expect to wear a Full Tilt patch during most of the Series. I’ll do this not because Full Tilt tells me to (indeed, Full Tilt sent out an email to US pros that leaves all US deals in an ambiguous standing) and not because I have a self-interest in doing so. Obviously it’s more convenient not to wear a patch on any given day, given the scorn and media interest one might receive, and certainly one doesn’t expect financial benefit from wearing a patch (my deal, for instance, only awards money if the patch is shown on TV, but one is not allowed to wear poker site logos on feature tables this year).

I’ll wear a patch more out of loyalty, because I know and like the Full Tilt guys, and I trust them to do the right thing. Along with everyone else in poker, I’m devastated by the fact that the poker world is being ripped apart, and I’m horrified by the fact that Full Tilt hasn’t been able to meet its obligations in the short-term.

I’ll also be wearing a Full Tilt patch out of fear. Like Jesse, I also see poker going back to the wolves, but, unlike him, I view this as the worst thing imaginable. Many of the best people I’ve come across in poker are associated with Full Tilt, and, in my mind, rightly or wrongly, if they fail to do the right thing and Full Tilt goes down, then poker will have gone fully back to the wolves.

Why the fear? Shut Up and Deal is the best poker novel because Jesse May recognizes, without coming out and saying as much, that a world ruled by addiction and self-delusion can never look anything like the normal world and will never play by its rules. This is a point missed by most posts in the blogosphere, the twittersphere, and the poker forums.
Poker is a lifestyle masquerading as a career path. And as lifestyles go, it’s not a particularly healthy or sustainable one (But is a lot of fun). The online poker sites sort of successfully sold the idea of poker as a career path (obviously it was in their interest to do so), and now many people look at poker as almost like a normal industry, something that with a little effort they will be able to understand and comment on.

The thing is: poker doesn’t work that way. After being around poker for a very long time, I can tell you that it’s all shadows, blue pills, and unpealed layers. You always think you understand, but you don’t.

My fear is simply that, if Full Tilt can’t hold it together, poker will enter a dark phase.
It’s notable that since Moneymaker’s win in 2003 and the launch of the golden age of poker, there have been relatively few instances of violence in the poker world. Arguably, this has a lot to do with the legitimacy brought to the poker world by the major sites, and with the flood of money that the sites channeled from the outskirts of the poker world to the center.

To me, the threat of violence in gambling is the reason that we need regulation to hit the poker space as soon as possible. People have lost sight of the reasons why violence and gambling are natural bedfellows. First, gamblers are often sick and tend to run up debts. Since these debts are hard or impossible to collect using normal channels, force is often used. The gambling world tends to evolve over time towards people who use force (or are friendly with people who use force), for the simple reason that those are the people who get paid first. At present, many online players are entering the live world — I am sure they will win millions, but at the end they will have little hard coin and a lot of IOUs. Second, cheating and…

My 30 Favorite Non-Fiction Books

I’m sure I’ll omit some of my favorites here. The most glaring omission from my earlier lists was The Confederacy of Dunces by John Kennedy Toole. I love this book deeply (though, strangely, the first time I picked it up, I read forty pages and then quit).

1. The Selfish Gene. Richard Dawkins.
2. This Time is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly. Ken Rogoff, Carmen Reinhart.
3. Micromotives and Macrobehavior. Thomas Schelling. Read this before you read The Tipping Point, please!
4. The Modern Mind: An Intellectual History of the Twentieth Century. Peter Watson.
5. Bad Money. Kevin Phillips.
6. Something New Under the Sun: An Environmental History of the Twentieth Century. John McNeill.
7. The China Study. Colin Campbell.
8. From Dawn to Decadence. Jacques Barzun.
9. Chaos. Gleick.
10. The Assassins’ Gate. George Packer.
11. The Fourth Turning. William Strauss, Neil Howe.
12. The Misbehavior of Markets. Benoit Mendelbrot.
13. Devil Take the Hindmost. Edward Chancellor.
14. Nixonland. Rick Perlstein.
15. The Power Game. Hendrick Smith.
16. Freakonomics. Steve Levitt, Steven Dubner.
17. Bobos in Paradise. David Brooks.
18. Story: Substance, Structure, Style, and Principles of Screenwriting. Robert McKee.
19. The Graying of the Great Powers. Neil Howe, et al.
20. The Price of Loyalty. Ron Suskind.
21. Black Swan. Nassim Taleb.
22. Reinventing the Bazaar: The Natural History of Markets. John McMillan.
23. The Money and The Power: The Making of Las Vegas and Its Hold on America. Sally Dinton, Roger Morris.
24. The First World War. John Keegan.
25. The Meme Machine. Susan Blackmore.
26. The Greatest Story Ever Sold. Frank Rich.
27. Decision-Making with Insight.xla. Sam Savage.
28. Stabilizing an Unstable Economy. Hyman Minsky.
29. The Dollar Crisis. Richard Duncan.
30. House of Bush, House of Saud. Craig Ungar.

20 Favorite Works of Fiction

Continuing the theme of the week, my twenty favorite pieces of fiction…..

1. More Die of Heartbreak. Saul Bellow
2. The Picture of Dorian Gray. Oscar Wilde
3. The Road. Cormac McCarthy
4. London Fields. Martin Amis
5. The Spy Who Came in From the Cold. John Le Carre.
6. Bright Lights, Big City. Jay McInerney
7. Ham on Rye. Charles Bukowski
8. A Man in Full. Tom Wolfe
9. The Corrections. Jonathan Franzen
10. This is Where I Leave You. Jonathan Tropper
11. Wonder Boys. Michael Chabon
12. Rabbit is Rich. John Updike
13. The Day of the Jackal. Frederick Forsyth
14. Lolita. Vladimir Nabokov
15. Bonfire of the Vanities. Tom Wolfe
16. All Quiet on the Western Front. Erich Remarque
17. Wormwood. David Levien
18. Fury. Salman Rushdie
19. Slaughterhouse Five. Kurt Vonnegut.
20. A Super Sad True Love Story. Gary Shteyngart

My Favorite Pieces of Financial Journalism

1.  The Smartest Guys in the Room

2.  The Big Short

3. When Genius Failed

4. Liar’s Poker

5. Barbarians at the Gate

6. Den of Thieves

7.  Predators’ Ball

8.  DotCon

9.  Too Big to Fail

10.  All the Devils Are Here …